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Monday, June 9, 2014

Sony Press Conference E3 2014 Review

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FANCY DUAL REVIEW TECH IS GO


DJ and I managed to catch Sony’s press conference at the same time and figured we’d do a back and forth on their press conference as it happens.


KEVIN: This is how you start a press conference, an M-16s on Mars


DJ: Peter Dinklage sounds different


KEVIN: He was such a troll on IGN, check that out


DJ: I did, probably contractual obligations.


KEVIN: I’m just glad we are looking at something than Old Russia finally.  Looks like a lot of new stuff to see, trailer hounds will have a field day with this one.


DJ: 1 year ago, he obliterated Microsoft, well all of Sony did.


KEVIN: Andy da Brick House, also finally where is that Beta?  July 17th on sony stuff.  Lots of Betas today.


DJ: Beta is such a loose term in todays market. It’s a demo.


KEVIN: Psch, screw that, have a damn alpha!  Eat it other betas!


DJ: New ps4, It’s friggin pasty white. As white as milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm.